When the Twitter Buddha's Battle

Twitter Buddhas
(Courtesy of Dr. Seuss)

Very well, then
Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's have a little talk
about twitter buddhas....

What do you know
about twitter buddhas?
well...

When twitter buddhas fight,
it's called
a twitter buddha battle.
And when they
battle with the dharma,
it's a twitter
buddha dharma battle.

AND when twitter buddhas
battle with suttas using dharma,
they call it a twitter
buddha dharma sutta battle.
AND...

When buddhas battle buddhas
in a dharma sutta battle
and the buddha battle dharma
is the dharma in a jhana...
...they call this
a twitter buddha
jhana dharma
sutta battle muddle.
AND...

When buddhas
fight these battles
in a jhana
with their suttas
and the jhanas
about a poodle
and the poodle's
eating noodles...

...they call this
a muddled dharma
twitter poodle
buddha noodle
jhana sutta battle.
AND...

Now wait
Mr. Socks Fox!
When a fox is
in the jhana where
the twitter buddhas battle
with their suttas
via dharma on a
noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call...

...a twitter buddha
noodle poodle jhana'd
sutta'd muddled duddled
fuddled wuddled
fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks,
our game us done, sir.
Thank you for
a lot of fun, sir.

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A polite reminder to not take any of this too seriously, I have myself engaged in many a dharma battle, I think it's a normal part of path, until it isn't :)

If you find yourself engaging in a lot of these, I suggest starting a blog.